A series of interconnected short films follows a washed-up producer as he pitches insane story lines featuring some of the biggest stars in Hollywood.
Saturday, February 22, 2014
Movie 43 (2013)
A series of interconnected short films follows a washed-up producer as he pitches insane story lines featuring some of the biggest stars in Hollywood.
Devil's Due (2014)
After a mysterious, lost night on their honeymoon, a newlywed couple finds themselves dealing with an earlier-than-planned pregnancy. While recording everything for posterity, the husband begins to notice odd behavior in his wife that they initially write off to nerves, but, as the months pass, it becomes evident that the dark changes to her body and mind have a much more sinister origin.
Thursday, February 20, 2014
Battle of the Damned (2013)
Following a deadly viral outbreak, private military soldier Max Gatling leads a handful of survivors and a ragtag band of robots against an army of the infected.
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues (2013)
With the 70s behind him, San Diego's top rated newsman, Ron Burgundy, returns to take New York's first 24-hour news channel by storm.
Saturday, February 15, 2014
Frozen (2013) Film review
Review by CommanderCobra & Superiorwheeljack So everybody is loving this new film, I was forced to see it after a chaotic incident involving a confused friend. Well, was the film as good as Rotten Tomatoes said? Or does it fail the barometer completely. Read on for my full review.
Animation: Very good, if not, pixar level. I have to say it's great.
Music: Not good, and the vocals were terrible.
Actual Story: NOTE: The characters will all be described by their hair/title/or species: So this fictional kingdom of Ariandelle's(?) Royal family has two daughters. One, who has weird snow powers not explained how she got them, and one somewhat delusional, but more sane than her sister. One day, blondes is playing with the ginger and makes the castles ball-room (without waking anyone...) covered with snow. While playing, she "accidentally" (It looked suspicious, COME ON) strikes her sister in the head with her powers, totally forgetting reality as ginger would be dead automatically. The royal family takes her to "the trolls" (No, not the internet species -_-) and heals the ginger (Whose real name is anna... I think...) but the side affect is, Anna won't remember the magical part of their adventures, like making the brain think they were outside the entire time- You know, this is getting really long, go search on wikipedia for the entire plot.
Verdict: This scene contains one of the worst overreactive-over dramatic death scenes I have ever seen. The songs suck, the script is bad. Just no
Final score: 1/5 Terrible, the animation is potentially the only life-saver for this fail.
Friends with Benefits (2011)
While trying to avoid the clichés of Hollywood romantic comedies, Dylan and Jamie soon discover however that adding the act of sex to their friendship does lead to complications.
The Lego Movie (2014)
An ordinary LEGO minifigure, mistakenly thought to be the extraordinary MasterBuilder, is recruited to join a quest to stop an evil LEGO tyrant from gluing the universe together.
RoboCop (2014)
In 2028 Detroit, when Alex Murphy (Joel Kinnaman) - a loving husband, father and good cop - is critically injured in the line of duty, the multinational conglomerate OmniCorp sees their chance for a part-man, part-robot police officer.
Thursday, February 13, 2014
The Family (2013)
The Manzoni family, a notorious mafia clan, is relocated to Normandy, France under the witness protection program, where fitting in soon becomes challenging as their old habits die hard.
Sunday, February 2, 2014
Identity Thief (2013)
Mild-mannered businessman Sandy Patterson travels from Denver to Florida to confront the deceptively harmless-looking woman who has been living it up after stealing Sandy's identity.
Captain Phillips (2013)
The true story of Captain Richard Phillips and the 2009 hijacking by Somali pirates of the US-flagged MV Maersk Alabama, the first American cargo ship to be hijacked in two hundred years.
Saturday, January 25, 2014
Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days (2012)
School is out and Greg is ready for the days of summer, when all his plans go wrong. What on earth is he going to do all summer?
Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules (2011)
Back in middle school after summer vacation, Greg Heffley and his older brother Rodrick must deal with their parents' misguided attempts to have them bond.
Diary of a Wimpy Kid (2010)
Live-action adaptation of Jeff Kinney's illustrated novel about a wise-cracking sixth grade student.
2 Guns (2013)
A DEA agent and a naval intelligence officer find themselves on the run after a botched attempt to infiltrate a drug cartel. While fleeing, they learn the secret of their shaky alliance: Neither knew that the other was an undercover agent.
Friday, January 24, 2014
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992)
One year after Kevin was left home alone and had to defeat a pair of bumbling burglars, he accidentally finds himself in New York City, and the same criminals are not far behind.
Home Alone (1990)
An 8-year-old boy who is accidentally left behind while his family flies to France for Christmas must defend his home against idiotic burglars.
Solomon Kane (2009)
A ruthless mercenary renounces violence after learning his soul is bound for hell. When a young girl is kidnapped and her family slain by a sorcerer's murderous cult, he is forced to fight and seek his redemption slaying evil.
Machete Kills (2013)
The U.S. government recruits Machete to battle his way through Mexico in order to take down an arms dealer who looks to launch a weapon into space.
Machete (2010)
After being set-up and betrayed by the man who hired him to assassinate a Texas Senator, an ex-Federale launches a brutal rampage of revenge against his former boss.
Thursday, January 23, 2014
Ride Along (2014)
Fast-talking security guard Ben joins his cop brother-in-law James on a 24-hour patrol of Atlanta in order to prove himself worthy of marrying Angela, James' sister.
Wednesday, January 22, 2014
Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011) [Español Latino]
Los Autobots se enteran de una nave espacial acontecimiento misterioso ha ocurrido en la Luna, y la carrera contra los Decepticons para llegar a él y aprender sus secretos.
Justice League: War (2014)
The world's finest heroes found the Justice League in order to stop an alien invasion of Earth.
Iron Man 3 (2013) [Español Latino]
Cuando el mundo de Tony Stark está desgarrado por un terrorista formidable llamado el mandarín, él comienza una odisea de la reconstrucción y la retribución.
Sunday, January 19, 2014
Lee Daniels’ The Butler (2013)
As Cecil Gaines serves eight presidents during his tenure as a butler at the White House, the civil rights movement, Vietnam, and other major events affect this man's life, family, and American society.
Don Jon (2013)
A New Jersey guy dedicated to his family, friends, and church, develops unrealistic expectations from watching porn and works to find happiness and intimacy with his potential true love.
Lone Survivor (2013)
Marcus Luttrell and his team set out on a mission to capture or kill notorious Taliban leader Ahmad Shah, in late June 2005. Marcus and his team are left to fight for their lives in one of the most valiant efforts of modern warfare.
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
After the rebels have been brutally overpowered by the Empire on their newly established base, Luke Skywalker takes advanced Jedi training with Master Yoda, while his friends are pursued by Darth Vader as part of his plan to capture Luke.
Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones (2002)
Ten years after initially meeting, Anakin Skywalker shares a forbidden romance with Padmé, while Obi-Wan investigates an assassination attempt on the Senator and discovers a secret clone army crafted for the Jedi.
Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace (1999)
Two Jedi Knights escape a hostile blockade to find allies and come across a young boy who may bring balance to the Force, but the long dormant Sith resurface to reclaim their old glory.
Star Wars (1977)
Luke Skywalker joins forces with a Jedi Knight, a cocky pilot, a wookiee and two droids to save the universe from the Empire's world-destroying battle-station, while also attempting to rescue Princess Leia from the evil Darth Vader.
Saturday, January 18, 2014
Back in the Day (2014)
Sometimes in order to move forward, you have to go back. And in this raunchy comedy, Jim Owens does just that when he heads home for his high school reunion. In an attempt to relive the glory days with his boys and explore an old romance, he nearly destroys his hometown and friendships.
The Adventurer: The Curse of the Midas Box (2014)
Ancient mysteries. Powerful evil. And a fearless hero's quest through a fantastical realm of steam-powered wonders and sinister magic... In THE ADVENTURER: THE CURSE OF THE MIDAS BOX, seventeen-year-old Mariah Mundi's life is turned upside down when his parents vanish and his younger brother is kidnapped. Following a trail of clues to the darkly majestic Prince Regent Hotel, Mariah discovers a hidden realm of child-stealing monsters, deadly secrets and a long-lost artifact that grants limitless wealth - but also devastating supernatural power. With the fate of his world, and his family at stake, Mariah will risk everything to unravel the Curse of the Midas Box!
Lords of London (2014)
Unconventional British gangster movie directed by Antonio Simoncini. London gangster Tony Lord (Glen Murphy) is forced to reflect on his past misdeeds when he is transported back to 1950s Italy, where his mother and father originally met and fell in love.
Dumbbells (2014)
A former basketball star suffering from a knee injury looks to rehab himself at a rundown Los Angeles gym.
Reasonable Doubt (2014)
A District Attorney has his life turned upside down when he's involved in a hit and run and another man is arrested for his crime and charged with murder.
Friday, January 17, 2014
The Hangover Part II (2011)
Two years after the bachelor party in Las Vegas, Phil, Stu, Alan, and Doug jet to Thailand for Stu's wedding. Stu's plan for a subdued pre-wedding brunch, however, goes seriously awry.
The Hangover (2009)
Three buddies wake up from a bachelor party in Las Vegas, with no memory of the previous night and the bachelor missing. They make their way around the city in order to find their friend before his wedding.
Wednesday, January 15, 2014
Star Wars: Episode VI – Return of the Jedi (1983)
After rescuing Han Solo from the palace of Jabba the Hutt, the Rebels attempt to destroy the Second Death Star, while Luke Skywalker tries to bring his father back to the Light Side of the Force.
Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith (2005)
After three years of fighting in the Clone Wars, Anakin Skywalker falls prey to the Sith Lord's lies and makes an enemy of the Jedi and those he loves, concluding his journey to the Dark Side.
Tuesday, January 14, 2014
The Lorax (2012)
A 12-year-old boy searches for the one thing that will enable him to win the affection of the girl of his dreams. To find it he must discover the story of the Lorax, the grumpy yet charming creature who fights to protect his world.
Twilight Zone: The Movie (1983)
Four horror/sci-fi segments directed by four famous directors which are their own versions of classic stories from Rod Serling's landmark television series.
Take Me Home Tonight (2011)
Four years after graduation, an awkward high school genius uses his sister's boyfriend's Labor Day party as the perfect opportunity to make his move on his high school crush.
The Sitter (2011)
A college student on suspension is coaxed into babysitting the kids next door, though he is fully unprepared for the wild night ahead of him.
Seven Psychopaths (2012)
A struggling screenwriter inadvertently becomes entangled in the Los Angeles criminal underworld after his oddball friends kidnap a gangster's beloved Shih Tzu.
Frankenweenie (2012)
Young Victor conducts a science experiment to bring his beloved dog Sparky back to life, only to face unintended, sometimes monstrous, consequences.
Friday, January 10, 2014
Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones (2014)
Jesse begins experiencing a number of disturbing and unexplainable things after the death of his neighbor. As he investigates, it isn't long before Jessie finds he's been marked for possession by a malevolent demonic entity, and it's only a matter of time before he is completely under its control...
Grudge Match (2013)
A pair of aging boxing rivals are coaxed out of retirement to fight one final bout -- 30 years after their last match.
Thursday, January 9, 2014
Man of Steel (2013)
A young itinerant worker is forced to confront his secret extrastellar origin when Earth is invaded by members of his own race.
The Croods (2013)
After their cave is destroyed, a caveman family must trek through an unfamiliar fantastical world with the help of an inventive boy.
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